Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

Happy birthday, Theodore Giesel!

Whose thesaurus was powered by a deisel!

In tribute, I present a Suess-inspired poem I wrote back in 2011, when George Lucas was about to release a yet again re-worked Star Wars trilogy on Blu-Ray.

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I’m sorry George, I shall not pay

I shall not buy your bad blu-ray.

I do not mind some CGI

to make an Ewok blink its eye.

I do not mind deleted scenes

I love extra bits, by all means.

But to have Darth Vader yelling, “Nooooooo”

Is a cardinal sin, we ALL say so.

So once more, George, my mind is set –

I wouldn’t buy it on a bet.

I’m sorry George, I shall not pay.

I shall not buy your bad blu-ray.

©2011 JRPhoel

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